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Kathryn Xu
Staff Writer
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MLB
Everything’s Coming Up Mariners
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Kathryn Xu
October 14, 2025
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MLB
Phillies Go Down Swinging And Missing, And Throwing And Missing
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Kathryn Xu
October 10, 2025
160
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MLB
What Mariners Magic Looks Like Now
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Kathryn Xu
October 8, 2025
71
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MLB
Never Bunt
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Kathryn Xu
October 7, 2025
188
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MLB
The Blue Jays Are Trying To Mercy Rule The Yankees
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Kathryn Xu
October 6, 2025
121
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MLB
Never Try To Catch A Baseball
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Kathryn Xu
September 19, 2025
368
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MLB
The Seattle Mariners Are In Their Etsy Witch Era
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Kathryn Xu
September 15, 2025
123
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Racing
The McLaren Championship Battle Needs To Get More Evil
By
Kathryn Xu
September 7, 2025
43
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Transit
An Elegant Solution For Anyone Stuck Waiting On An Uber At The U.S. Open
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Kathryn Xu
September 7, 2025
72
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NFL
It’s Mega-Fucked That SEPTA Has To Be Bailed Out By A Betting App
By
Kathryn Xu
September 4, 2025
103
Comments
Racing
Let’s Appreciate Some Photos Of A Dejected Charles Leclerc Retreating To The Grassy Wild
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Kathryn Xu
September 2, 2025
69
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Racing
What Is The Deal With Cadillac’s F1 Driver Pairing?
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Kathryn Xu
August 26, 2025
67
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MLB
Cal Raleigh Breaks The Catcher Homer Record In A Big (Dumper) Way
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Kathryn Xu
August 25, 2025
82
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Transit
Doomsday For SEPTA Is Bad News For Everyone
By
Kathryn Xu
August 21, 2025
179
Comments
MLB
Milwaukee Brewers Weird (Nerd Version)
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Kathryn Xu
August 18, 2025
57
Comments
Mods Asleep
Has The World’s Biggest K-Pop Group Already Come And Gone?
By
Kathryn Xu
August 12, 2025
95
Comments
MLB
Josh Naylor Is So Slow That Nobody Can Catch Him
By
Kathryn Xu
August 7, 2025
57
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Racing
Heartbreaking: Ferrari Once Again Makes Two Men Lose Their Joie De Vivre
By
Kathryn Xu
August 4, 2025
55
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MLB
Jerry Dipoto Will Never Stop Doing Jerry Dipoto Things
By
Kathryn Xu
August 1, 2025
75
Comments
MLB
Emmanuel Clase Placed On Leave While MLB Conducts Gambling Investigation
By
Kathryn Xu
July 28, 2025
114
Comments
Racing
Simply Invent Rain Control To Ensure A Thrilling Belgian Grand Prix
By
Kathryn Xu
July 28, 2025
59
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MLB
Rich Hill Is BACK
By
Kathryn Xu
July 23, 2025
71
Comments
MLB
Phillies Implement Forbidden Catcher’s Interference Strategem To Walk Off Red Sox
By
Kathryn Xu
July 22, 2025
72
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Life's Rich Pageant
Will A Will Ever Become A Bill?
By
Kathryn Xu
July 18, 2025
78
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Bills Week
Fatal Battles In Common Loons: A Subsequent Analysis
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Kathryn Xu
July 15, 2025
90
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