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Samer Kalaf

Managing Editor

This Is So Stupid

In Year Two, Defector Will Be Pursuing The Following Ventures

September 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night

The Search For Javy Báez’s Earring Continues

September 2, 2021
This Is So Stupid

It’s Now Illegal To Draw Any Conclusions From Ben Simmons Workout Videos

August 22, 2021
Media Meltdowns

ESPN Soccer Show Briefly Derailed By In-Studio Fart

August 22, 2021
College Football

Washington State Coach Nick Rolovich Is Running Out Of Excuses To Not Get Vaccinated

August 22, 2021
MLB

Padres Fail To Beat Pitcher With Diarrhea

August 18, 2021
NFL

Dan Campbell Is Fired Up For The Football Fellas Getting Chippy

August 4, 2021
NFL

T.J. Ward Essentially Blames Ron Rivera For Having Cancer

July 28, 2021
Life Lessons

Consider The Pizza Dilemma

July 23, 2021
College Football

Deion Sanders Must Only Be Referred To As “His Coachness”

July 21, 2021
MLB

Sonny Gray Self-Reports Gunk On His Pants, Rubs His Butt On Pitcher’s Mound

July 19, 2021
MLB

Christian Yelich Was Furious, But John Libka’s Call Was Justified

July 11, 2021
Olympics

Nigeria’s Upset Of Team USA Calls To Mind A Bewildering Malcolm Gladwell Tangent

July 11, 2021
Journalismism

The Current Version Of Deadspin Can’t Even Eat Shit Correctly

July 7, 2021
Politics

What A Ceasefire Really Means

May 28, 2021
Senators Week

Let’s Remember Some Senators

Senators Week

What Has Guy Boucher Been Up To Since His Players Joked In A Car About How Much The Senators Sucked?

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

ESPN’s Marvel-Themed NBA Game Was The Sweatiest, Most Painfully Shoehorned Crossover Event By Any Sports Media Company This Week

Defector Up All Night

Due To Popular Demand, Here Is Your Monday Night Jets-Sens Open Thread

May 3, 2021
MLB

Royals Win On Crotch-Assisted Walk-Off Pickoff

April 14, 2021
MLB

Today’s Marlins-Mets Game Lasted A Whopping Seven Minutes

April 11, 2021
NBA

Miles Bridges Dunks Clint Capela Into Another Realm

April 11, 2021
MLB

Joe Musgrove Threw His No-Hitter With The Urgency Of A Man Who Really Had To Piss

April 11, 2021
MLB

Cleveland Reliever James Karinchak Has Some Neat Thoughts About Vaccines And Nazis

April 6, 2021
NHL

Nathan MacKinnon Got Ejected For Bonking A Guy With His Own Helmet

April 1, 2021
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