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Patrick Redford
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MLB
Early Reviews Suggest That MLB’s New Jerseys Suck Ass
197
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Patrick Redford
February 14, 2024
This Is So Stupid
What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
181
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 9, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Soccer
Soccer’s Rulemakers Are Rolling Out Blue Cards
215
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 8, 2024
Arts And Culture
Maybe It’s Not So Bad Being ‘Mere Mortals’
21
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Patrick Redford
February 6, 2024
NBA
Jalen Brunson Is The Heart Of The Knicks
70
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 2, 2024
Defector Music Club
Defector Music Club Knows Who The Raincoats Are
55
Comments
Lauren Theisen
,
Patrick Redford
, and
Giri Nathan
February 2, 2024
NFL
Republicans Struggle To Comprehend Nation’s Interest In NFL All-Pro And Taylor Swift
629
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Patrick Redford
January 31, 2024
NBA
An Ode To The Modern Rebounder
57
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 30, 2024
Pro Wrestling
Former WWE Employee Sues Vince McMahon For Sexual Abuse And Trafficking
192
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 25, 2024
NBA
Bucks Call Doc Rivers Off The ESPN Bench
105
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 24, 2024
Tennis
A Tennis-Pilled Novice And Tennis Knower Discuss The Australian Open So Far
48
Comments
Giri Nathan
and
Patrick Redford
January 22, 2024
Death To The NCAA
DOJ Joins Antitrust Lawsuit Against The NCAA
78
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 19, 2024
NBA
Paul George Makes The Clippers Terrifying
55
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 17, 2024
Announcements
We Have Successfully Subjected Two Of You To The Ray Ratto Experience
264
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 16, 2024
NBA
The Warriors Are On A Two-Game Meltdown Streak
100
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 11, 2024
NBA
Giving The Pistons A 20-Point Lead Is Like Giving A Baby A Knife
61
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 10, 2024
College Football
The Season Of Harbaugh Ends, Perfectly, With A National Championship
317
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 9, 2024
NBA
After A Whole Three Weeks Of Counseling, Draymond Green Returns To The Warriors
166
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 8, 2024
Journalismism
The Messenger Is Circling The Drain
220
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 4, 2024
Darts
Darts World Captivated By 16-Year-Old Lad Who Loves Kebabs
182
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 4, 2024
This Is So Stupid
The Jalen Williams-Jaylin Williams Power Rankings: A New Contender Rises
22
Comments
Giri Nathan
and
Patrick Redford
December 28, 2023
Life Lessons
When Your Best Move Is Embracing Loser Mindset
59
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 28, 2023
NFL
The Broncos Seem Done With Russell Wilson
177
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 27, 2023
Soccer
Vinicius Jr. Pays Visit To Best Cities In America, Also Los Angeles
44
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Patrick Redford
December 27, 2023
NBA
Becky Hammon Releases Official Statement On The Matter Of Jalen Brunson Being Too Small
76
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 22, 2023
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