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Lauren Theisen

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We Should Make The Goalies Even Worse

Please Stop Interrupting The Hockey To Tell Me To Watch Hockey, I’m Already Watching Hockey

I Never Want To Hear The Phrase “Distinct Kicking Motion” Ever Again So Help Me God

Spare A Thought For The Wasted Hats Of Colorado’s Game 5 Collapse

Mike Smith Pulled Himself Together

How To Avoid Getting Groped By TSA While Trans

The Panthers Are A Lesson That The Lottery Is Just The Start

Momentum Means Nothing Without The Puck

The Rangers Need The Other Igor Shesterkin, Not This One

The Avalanche Squashed The Predators

It’s Penalty Killing Season

Women’s Boxing’s Biggest Night Ever Only Gained Momentum As It Went

A Guide To The Goalies Of The NHL Playoffs

Cable TV’s New Business Model Is Giving Up

The Sharks Wanted Nothing More Than To Ruin Vegas’s Shit

Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting

The Rays Almost Broke The Concept Of A No-Hitter

Defector At The Movies

Nothing In ‘We’re All Going To The World’s Fair’ Is Scarier Than The Internet As It Really Is

Miguel Cabrera’s 3,000th Hit Almost Snuck Up On Everybody

This Is So Stupid

Please Be Very Aware Of Any Justin Dean Throws Passing Through The Airspace Above You

The Warriors Are Back, And They’re Incredible

Seiya Suzuki Already Has The Boom

It’s Good When Announcers Are Kind Of Silly

Everybody Loves Vlad, Even The Men He Destroys

Goofy Baseball Blowouts Are Back