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MLB
Jacob deGrom Will Strike Out 20 If His Body Lets Him
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Lauren Theisen
June 17, 2021
NHL
Tampa’s Back, Obviously
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Lauren Theisen
June 16, 2021
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NHL
The Knights Were So Rude To Carey Price
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Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2021
NHL
Oh My God, The Islanders Started This Series Perfectly
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Lauren Theisen
June 13, 2021
MLB
Paul O’Neill Forgets A Guy
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Lauren Theisen
June 13, 2021
Soccer
Team Doctor: Christian Eriksen “Was Gone” Before Being Resuscitated On The Pitch
101
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Lauren Theisen
June 13, 2021
NHL
The Saints—Sorry, The ISLANDERS Might Be A Tougher Task For The Lightning This Time Around
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Lauren Theisen
June 10, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Is Today Aaron Harang’s Birthday? An Investigation
97
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Lauren Theisen
June 9, 2021
NHL
Starting Now, This Won’t Be Good Enough For The Hurricanes
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Lauren Theisen
June 9, 2021
College Baseball
Stephen Schoch Is Everyone’s Favorite College Baseball Dude
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Lauren Theisen
June 8, 2021
NHL
The Bruins’ Other Guys Were Too Little Too Late
53
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Lauren Theisen
June 8, 2021
NHL
Jonathan Marchessault Made The Avalanche Look Mortal Again
59
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Lauren Theisen
June 7, 2021
NHL
Brad Marchand’s OT Goal Was His Most Vile Act Yet
57
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Lauren Theisen
June 4, 2021
NHL
The Avalanche Power Play Is Completely Unfair
49
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Lauren Theisen
June 3, 2021
NHL
Mark Scheifele’s Hit On Jake Evans Ruined A Great Canadiens Game
135
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Lauren Theisen
June 3, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Tommy Pham Had An Unpleasant Day
78
Comments
Lauren Theisen
June 2, 2021
NHL
There Are No Second Chances Against Andrei Vasilevskiy
33
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Lauren Theisen
June 2, 2021
Pro Wrestling
AEW’s Crowd Was The Star Of ‘Double Or Nothing’
45
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Lauren Theisen
June 1, 2021
NHL
Sometimes The Puck Picks The Hero
44
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Lauren Theisen
June 1, 2021
NHL
Abolish The Penalty For Losing A Replay Challenge
87
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Lauren Theisen
May 27, 2021
MLB
White Sox Seating Area, Dedicated To Beloved Longtime Employee, Rededicated To Disliked Short-Term Employee
148
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Lauren Theisen
May 27, 2021
NHL
JARRRR-EEEEEE. JARRRRRR-EEEEEE. JARRRR-EEEEEE.
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Lauren Theisen
May 27, 2021
NHL
Marty Necas’s Beautiful Wraparound Saved The Hurricanes
36
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Lauren Theisen
May 26, 2021
Pro Wrestling
WWE’s Adnan Virk Experiment Is Already Over
76
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Lauren Theisen
May 25, 2021
NHL
Tristan Jarry’s Boner Was One For The Ages
88
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Lauren Theisen
May 25, 2021
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