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College Basketball
The 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Bracket Is Set
215
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Justin Ellis
March 13, 2023
Life Lessons
What Happens When You Forget How To Remember
174
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Justin Ellis
March 6, 2023
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Soccer
Three French Stars Step Away From Women’s National Team, Call For Changes
64
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Justin Ellis
February 27, 2023
NHL
Linus Ullmark Is Absolutely Ridiculous
85
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Justin Ellis
February 26, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Enough With The Fucking Secret Memos Already
191
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Justin Ellis
January 27, 2023
NFL
Can Anyone Escape The Chaos Pit That Is The NFC South?
66
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Justin Ellis
October 30, 2022
NHL
Sometimes You Have To Embrace The Spectacle
103
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Justin Ellis
October 30, 2022
NFL
The Minnesota Vikings Avoided The Cruel Hand Of Fate Today
40
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Justin Ellis
October 9, 2022
NFL
The NFL Concussion Protocol Worked Just Fine, Even When It Didn’t
71
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Justin Ellis
October 9, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Humanity Can, Should, And Must Keep Hucking Shit Against The Stars
176
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Justin Ellis
September 28, 2022
Rays Week
How To Be A Good Friend: Do Not Expose Your Pals To Cosmic Rays
205
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Justin Ellis
July 13, 2022
NHL
Leafs-Lightning Was Always Going To Leave Someone Haunted
69
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Justin Ellis
May 15, 2022
Funbag
Is It Time To Reconsider Overalls For Adult Men?
473
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Justin Ellis
April 12, 2022
NFL
I Guess Russell Wilson Wants Us To Know He Is Working Out Very Hard And Definitely Over His Old Team
126
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Justin Ellis
April 3, 2022
College Basketball
Damn That Was A Great College Basketball Game! Also, A Coach Retired
145
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Justin Ellis
April 3, 2022
NBA
I Do Not Know What To Do With Positive Timberwolves News
46
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Justin Ellis
March 17, 2022
Podcasts
Holden Holden Vs. Online Forms
59
Comments
Justin Ellis
February 23, 2022
Podcasts
Karen K. Ho Would Rather Be Hit By A Car Than Complain To The Manager
20
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Justin Ellis
February 16, 2022
Olympics
It Is Far Past Time For Ice Dancing To Recognize The Artistic Beauty of ‘Int’l Players Anthem’
48
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Justin Ellis
February 13, 2022
Podcasts
Rona Akbari Misses Weather Talk
9
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Justin Ellis
February 9, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Minneapolis Deserves More Than Jacob Frey’s Story
260
Comments
Justin Ellis
February 9, 2022
Golf
Brooks Koepka Would Like To See The Manager
56
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Justin Ellis
September 26, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere
150
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Justin Ellis
April 4, 2021
NHL
The NHL Has Made It Clear The COVID Outbreak On The Canucks Is Nothing To Worry About
46
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Justin Ellis
April 4, 2021
College Basketball
Jalen Suggs Is An Agent of Chaos And Destroyer Of Worlds
124
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Justin Ellis
April 4, 2021
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