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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
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Point B
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Jamboroo
There Is Always An After
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Philadelphia Eagles
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
Defector's 5th Birthday Party Is On Sept. 10 In Brooklyn
Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
Funbag
AirPods Have Broken The Social Contract
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Washington Commanders
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Baltimore Ravens
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Drew Magary
August 27, 2025
Funbag
And Now For A Brief Tribute To Lee Corso
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Houston Texans
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Minnesota Vikings
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Green Bay Packers
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Drew Magary
August 21, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Los Angeles Chargers
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2025
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