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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Hater's Guide
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
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Drew Magary
December 20, 2024
Jamboroo
I’ll Be Home For Christmas
437
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Drew Magary
December 19, 2024
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
Funbag
Your Holiday Card Might Not Contain Enough Gratuitous Nudity
572
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Drew Magary
December 17, 2024
Defector At The Movies
The Ending Of ‘Conclave’ Was Cheap And Stupid
130
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
College Football
Travis Hunter Wins Heisman, Hopefully Won’t Become Like His Coach
185
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
College Football
Navy Consecrates Football’s Year Of The Fat Guy With Decisive Fake Punt
109
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
Jamboroo
Sam Darnold Brought Me To Football Nirvana
401
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Drew Magary
December 12, 2024
Funbag
Aaron Rodgers Is The Last Glory Boy Standing
547
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2024
Jamboroo
The Price Of The American Dream Is Now $1 Billion
637
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2024
Funbag
You Are Not Prepared For How Cool The 12-Team Playoff Will Be
662
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Drew Magary
December 3, 2024
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