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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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, including
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. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
“Wow”: Tony Romo Breaks Down The Super Bowl For Defector
392
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Drew Magary
February 9, 2023
Golf
Hardcore Golf Fans Big Mad About Tiny-Ass Bridge
196
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Drew Magary
February 7, 2023
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Funbag
There’s Too Much Shit To Remember
742
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Drew Magary
February 7, 2023
Jamboroo
“It Didn’t Know It Yet But It Was Already Dead.” Your Scariest Poop Stories
192
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Drew Magary
February 2, 2023
Funbag
I Can’t Stop Giving People The Thumbs Up
793
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Drew Magary
January 31, 2023
Jamboroo
If You Don’t Have Multiple Real Dudes You Don’t Have Shit!
417
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Drew Magary
January 26, 2023
Funbag
Pop Culture Is Good For Your Children
667
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Drew Magary
January 24, 2023
Jamboroo
When There’s No Football On, May I Suggest Art Youtube?
454
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Drew Magary
January 19, 2023
NFL
How Lonely Losing Can Be
368
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2023
Funbag
I Love My Freakshow Body Hairs
539
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Drew Magary
January 17, 2023
Jamboroo
Truly, What The Fuck Is Going On With Lamar Jackson?
380
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Drew Magary
January 12, 2023
NFL
Quit Your Job, Sean McVay
186
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Drew Magary
January 10, 2023
Funbag
Damar Hamlin’s Story Is About More Than An NFL PR Campaign
534
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Drew Magary
January 10, 2023
Jamboroo
There’s Nothing The NFL Cannot Bear
396
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Drew Magary
January 5, 2023
Funbag
Oh God I’m Ranking Matts Now
601
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Drew Magary
January 3, 2023
Interviews
A Fan At The Bills-Bengals Game Describes The Scene When Damar Hamlin’s Heart Stopped
123
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Drew Magary
January 3, 2023
Jamboroo
Fire This Asshole! A Guide To The Worst NFL Coaches Of 2022
476
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Drew Magary
December 22, 2022
Hater's Guide
The 2022 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
720
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Drew Magary
December 21, 2022
Funbag
Writing Longhand Is For Suckers
474
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Drew Magary
December 20, 2022
Jamboroo
Comedians Don’t Have To Hate Their Audience
866
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2022
Funbag
I Don’t Need Everyone’s Opinion On Everything
769
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Drew Magary
December 13, 2022
Jamboroo
NFL Teams Aren’t Lateraling Enough (A Serious Take)
356
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Drew Magary
December 8, 2022
Funbag
How Old Are You In Your Dreams?
548
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Drew Magary
December 6, 2022
Jamboroo
Russell Wilson Has Nowhere To Hide Now
460
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Drew Magary
December 1, 2022
Funbag
Do Not Besmirch The “Add 30 Seconds” Microwave Button
620
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Drew Magary
November 29, 2022
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