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Drew Magary
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March 5, 2025
NFL
Jimmy Johnson Retires From Retirement
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March 5, 2025
Defector's 5th Birthday Party is on September 10 in Brooklyn
Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
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March 4, 2025
Food
Primanti Bros.: The Defector Review
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February 26, 2025
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Let’s Remember Some Toys
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February 25, 2025
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February 18, 2025
Jamboroo
The Art Of Chilling
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2025
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Drew Magary
February 11, 2025
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Win The Draft And You Can Beat Everyone’s Ass
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February 10, 2025
Jamboroo
I Want To Focus On My Salad
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February 6, 2025
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February 4, 2025
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Nazism & Hitler: The Defector Explainer
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January 28, 2025
NFL
Patrick Mahomes Will Always Make You Pay
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Drew Magary
January 27, 2025
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I Am Witness To The Rebirth Of Football In Washington
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Drew Magary
January 23, 2025
Funbag
GLP-1 Agonists: The Defector Review
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Drew Magary
January 21, 2025
Jamboroo
Fear Of Death Will Kill Us All
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Drew Magary
January 16, 2025
Funbag
End Play-Clock Abuse!
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
NFL
Sam Darnold Found His Destiny. It Was In The Toilet
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
Jamboroo
We Must Free Joe Burrow
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Drew Magary
January 9, 2025
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AI Learned It By Watching You
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Drew Magary
January 7, 2025
Jamboroo
Morning Football Is The Way To Enlightenment
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Drew Magary
January 2, 2025
Hater's Guide
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
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Drew Magary
December 20, 2024
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I’ll Be Home For Christmas
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Drew Magary
December 19, 2024
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Your Holiday Card Might Not Contain Enough Gratuitous Nudity
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Drew Magary
December 17, 2024
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
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