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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Los Angeles Chargers
279
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Drew Magary
July 29, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Washington Commanders
269
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Drew Magary
July 24, 2024
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Funbag
The Gerontocracy Loosened Its Death Grip
784
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Carolina Panthers
397
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2024
Dadfector
I Told My Kids I Peed In The Pool
170
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2024
Funbag
If No Wings I See, A Dragon It Not Be
825
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Drew Magary
July 16, 2024
Podcasts
Joe Biden Should GTFO, With Rohan Nadkarni
128
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Drew Magary
July 11, 2024
Funbag
The World Will Drown In Cheap Toys
545
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Drew Magary
July 9, 2024
Funbag
How I Became An All-Caps Fetishist
474
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Drew Magary
July 2, 2024
Funbag
It’s Never Too Late To Fall In Love With ‘Stop Making Sense’
613
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Drew Magary
June 25, 2024
Journalismism
Journalism Is Activism
233
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Drew Magary
June 19, 2024
Funbag
AI Isn’t Intelligent Until You And I Say So
691
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Drew Magary
June 18, 2024
Elder Wisdom
IT’S SUMMERTIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
316
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Drew Magary
June 13, 2024
Funbag
What Makes A Power Ballad?
1091
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Drew Magary
June 11, 2024
Life Lessons
Metro-North Is My North Star
228
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Drew Magary
June 7, 2024
Funbag
Mixing Chip Flavors Is A Dangerous Game
666
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Drew Magary
June 4, 2024
Funbag
A Requiem For ‘Inside The NBA’ From A Guy Who Barely Watched It
570
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Drew Magary
May 28, 2024
NBA
More Ant Dunks!
98
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Drew Magary
May 22, 2024
Life Lessons
I Love My Jammy-Jams
163
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Drew Magary
May 22, 2024
Funbag
Could I Murder You With A Screen Door?
674
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Drew Magary
May 21, 2024
Music
Electric Callboy Is The World’s Heaviest And Greatest Boy Band
128
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Drew Magary
May 16, 2024
Funbag
Help, Help! I Think Tiny Desk Concerts Are Fucking Stupid!
694
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Drew Magary
May 14, 2024
Funbag
LeBron Can’t Be A Player-Coach
666
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Drew Magary
May 7, 2024
NBA
Anthony Edwards Is Forcing Me To Say The Unsayable
159
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Drew Magary
May 6, 2024
Elder Wisdom
To My Daughter, The Graduate: This Is All Your Fault
266
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Drew Magary
May 2, 2024
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