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MLB

Allow Me To Offer You This Bounty Of Humiliating Bloopers And Statistics Produced By The Boston Red Sox

MLB

Baseball Is Better For Having Just A Little More Chaos

College Football

Jim Harbaugh Had Some Dumb Things To Say At An Anti-Abortion Event

Golf

LIV Incursion Fades Away In Satisfying Open Championship

July 17, 2022
MLB

Juan Soto Is For Sale

Rays Week

The Read Planet: Let’s Discuss ‘The Martian Chronicles’

Rays Week

Rays Swept By Lowly Reds

July 11, 2022
MLB

To Jump Or Not To Jump, That Is The Question

MLB

Shohei Ohtani Cannot Possibly Do More Than This

MLB

Who Will Replace Baseball’s Maniac Artisans When Starting Pitchers Are Gone?

Racing

Luck Is Everything

NBA

A Very Strange Thing Happened To The Brain Of Brian Windhorst This Morning. Very Strange.

NBA

Holy Shit, Kevin Durant Wants The Hell Out Of Brooklyn

MLB

Archie Bradley Sets New Standard For Humiliating Brawl Participation

NBA

John Wall Will Finally Get Another Chance To Be A Basketball Player

June 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid

The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

MLB

Some Good Outcomes Are Only Possible When The Game Gets Stupid

June 23, 2022
NFL

Congress Can’t Even Make A Chump Like Roger Goodell Squirm

Life's Rich Pageant

Oh No, Sir Lucas Capetian Is Out As CEO At Color Star

MLB

Juan Soto’s Season Has Been A Huge Bummer

June 21, 2022
NBA

The Real Champion Is You, Who Gets To Look At These Sad Boston Fans

Dadfector

Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked

Horse Racing

You Simply Must Hoot And Holler At The Zooming Horse

Racing

A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced

NBA

Giannis Simplifies Things

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