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Chris Thompson

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Chefector

Today’s Cocktail Is The Bee Sting

Science

Leave Tardigrades Alone!

NBA

Let’s Appreciate Some Randos Who Smushed The Hornets Flat As A Pancake

NBA

What Is This NBA Play-In Tournament? What Is It? Will Someone Please Tell Me What It Is?

NBA

Udonis Haslem Surfaced Just Long Enough To Give Dwight Howard The Business And Not A Minute Longer

NFL

Cole Beasley, Moron, Ponders The Futility Of It All

Science

Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

NBA

Confirmed: NBA Games To Take Place Somewhere Along The Spacetime Continuum

NBA

Kent Bazemore, Under The Influence Of Buttered Joe, Vibrates His Way Into Trouble

Chefector

Today’s Cocktail Is The Guy About Town

Senators Week

Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

NBA

The Unstoppable, Charming, Incredibly Telegenic Wizards Are Truly Basketball’s Feel-Good Story, No Matter What The Haters And Losers Say

April 29, 2021
MLB

Vlad Jr. Did Some Primo Smashing

April 28, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs

April 25, 2021
MLB

Heartbreaking: Most Annoying Person In Baseball Makes Great Point

April 25, 2021
This Is So Stupid

I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience

April 23, 2021
NBA

Deni Avdija’s Brutally Frustrating Season Comes To A Brutal End

April 22, 2021
NBA

Please Join Me For A Chuckle At This Grayson Allen Blooper

April 20, 2021
NBA

This Shrieking Hornets Broadcaster Must Knock It Off, Immediately

April 19, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Grown Man Spitting Mad That Youth’s Autograph Not Cool Enough

April 16, 2021
Science

Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

April 14, 2021
Interviews

A Cryptocurrency Expert Introduces Me To The Dystopian Nightmare Of Art As A Financial Instrument

April 12, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Make Our Own Damn Bitters And Remember The Great Happy Hours Of The Before Times

MLB

Fans Remind Astros Of Their Sins With Not One, But Two Trash Cans Thrown Onto Field

Science

Imagine The Awesome Face-Annihilating Powers Of The Antimatter-Freezing Laser

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