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Chris Thompson

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Holy Shit, Kevin Durant Wants The Hell Out Of Brooklyn

Archie Bradley Sets New Standard For Humiliating Brawl Participation

John Wall Will Finally Get Another Chance To Be A Basketball Player

This Is So Stupid

The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

Some Good Outcomes Are Only Possible When The Game Gets Stupid

Congress Can’t Even Make A Chump Like Roger Goodell Squirm

Life's Rich Pageant

Oh No, Sir Lucas Capetian Is Out As CEO At Color Star

Juan Soto’s Season Has Been A Huge Bummer

The Real Champion Is You, Who Gets To Look At These Sad Boston Fans

Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked

You Simply Must Hoot And Holler At The Zooming Horse

A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced

Giannis Simplifies Things

Phil Mickelson Sure Loves To Gamble, Possibly To His Own Detriment

Gary Payton II’s Elbow Injury Is A Huge Bummer

Doc Rivers Has Picked One Hell Of A Hill To Die On

Baseball Is So Fucking Hard, Man

Don’t You DARE Miss Out On Primo Birding Season

The Wrong Jazz Players Ate Shit

Trae Young And The Hawks Went Down Easy

The Celtics Made Sure Kevin Durant Had The Playoffs From Hell

Media Meltdowns

In The Game Of Basketball, One Must Be Careful To Avoid Sitting On A Whoopee Cushion While Laying An Egg

That Was Painful

Life's Rich Pageant

Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.

By God, The Time To Beat The Shift Is Upon Us