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Chris Thompson

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Jalen Brunson Torched Utah’s Shabby Playoff Defense

The Kids Are Cool, And Possibly Alright

Introducing Steven Kwan, Your New Favorite Baseball Guy

The Lakers Have An Opening For A Fall Guy

I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home

The Orioles Mangled The One Nice Thing About Their Whole Shitty Baseball Operation

Lonzo Ball Is Done, And So Are The Bulls

Life's Rich Pageant

Give It Up For The Heroic Barf-Cleaner

The Lakers Are Now All But Dead

The Heroic Spurs Must Send The Vile Lakers Spiraling Into Hell

Portland’s Tanking Project Is Going Awfully Well

College Basketball

This Is Going To Be Absolutely Unbearable

Kyrie Irving Won

Concrete-Company-Turned-Metaverse Now Promoting A Hook-Up For “Human Cloned Organs”

There Is No $10 Million Club, Bob! Stop This!

All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting

Put Out A Nest Box For Your Neighborhood’s Horny Birds

Losing Is Turning LeBron Into A Sour Old Grouch

This Is So Stupid

Aubrey Huff … BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

MLB Is Fighting To Make Baseball Shittier

‘Elden Ring’ Is Super Fun To Not Play

Welcome To Obscurity, Kristaps

Media Meltdowns

Crisis Averted: Bill Walton Fails To Complete Random Thought About Russian Invasion During Basketball Broadcast

Here Come The Celtics

College Basketball

Georgetown Basketball Is The Most Depressing Thing On Earth