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Chris Thompson

Staff Writer

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NBA

The NBA Won’t Allow John Wall To Be Much More Than A Burden

September 15, 2021
Science

Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

September 14, 2021
MLB

Max Scherzer Got Here By Being A Maniac

September 13, 2021
Defective Letters

Defective Letters: “You Are Bing Ass Hole”

September 10, 2021
MLB

The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown

September 10, 2021
MLB

Wander Franco Is Streaking

September 7, 2021
Soccer

World Cup Qualifier Halted So That Four Premier League Players Can Be Deported

September 5, 2021
Golf

Wild-Eyed Golf Man Heroically Sprints Through Final Round

September 5, 2021
MLB

More Like Juan Solo

September 5, 2021
Tennis

Shelby Rogers Takes Good Notes

September 5, 2021
MLB

Cardinals Manager Mike Shildt Stops Game So Everyone Can Watch Nick Castellanos Embarrass Him

September 2, 2021
MLB

John Smoltz Moves Closer To Escaping His Personal Hell Of Watching Baseball

September 1, 2021
MLB

Vlad Jr. Is Smashin’ Baseballs

August 31, 2021
Golf

We Need A Better Poster Boy For A Healthy Heckling Discourse Than Big Stupid Asshole Bryson DeChambeau

August 30, 2021
High School Sports

Trent Dilfer Apologizes For Roughing Up Phil Dawson’s Son During High School Football Game

August 30, 2021
MLB

Here Is Just One More Reason Why Pedro Martinez Rules

August 27, 2021
NBA

Unhinged Columnist Unloads Bowels Over Retirement Of Jared Dudley

August 26, 2021
Golf

Rory McIlroy Has Simply Played Too Much Dang Golf!

August 25, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Sports Writers Declare War Over Summary Of Public Court Documents

August 24, 2021
MLB

The Dodgers Blue Themselves

August 20, 2021
MLB

Josiah Gray Makes The Gutted Nationals Worth Watching

August 19, 2021
MLB

GunkWatch: Watch Out For Flying Belts!

August 19, 2021
Science

Fusion Researchers Achieve Energy Breakthrough Capable Of Almost Powering One Easy-Bake Oven

August 18, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant

Avoid The Long Burger

August 16, 2021
Staff Chat

Chat With The Defector Staff, Won’t You?

August 13, 2021
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