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NBA
Please Wait Until After The First Free Throw To Chant “M-V-P” For Montrezl Harrell Of The First-Place Washington Wizards
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Chris Thompson
November 16, 2021
NFL
How To Beat Tom Brady: Introducing The Infinite Drive
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Chris Thompson
November 15, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
NBA
As True Men Of Punching, Rudy Gobert And I Stand Ready And Willing To Fight All Comers
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Chris Thompson
November 12, 2021
NBA
Thank You To Andrew Wiggins For Reminding Me That Karl-Anthony Towns Exists
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Chris Thompson
November 11, 2021
NBA
At Least One Of These Struggling Eastern Conference Teams Truly Stinks. It’s Math!
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Chris Thompson
November 10, 2021
NBA
Imagine Adding Klay Thompson To This!
72
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Chris Thompson
November 9, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is: Big Hot Pot
166
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2021
NBA
Just What The Hell Is Going On With The Cavaliers?
110
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2021
NBA
Robert Sarver Is What You Get
187
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Chris Thompson
November 5, 2021
NBA
The Crackdown On Unnatural Motions Is Working
104
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Chris Thompson
November 3, 2021
NBA
The Pacers Deserve A Break
50
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Chris Thompson
November 1, 2021
MLB
What, Are YOU Gonna Say No To Max Scherzer?
180
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Chris Thompson
October 15, 2021
Dadfector
The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make
315
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Chris Thompson
October 14, 2021
NBA
Russell Westbrook Has The Eye On Him
61
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Chris Thompson
October 13, 2021
NBA
BenWatch: Ben Simmons Is Once Again Physically Located In Philadelphia
61
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Chris Thompson
October 12, 2021
MLB
Baseball’s Got A Rule For That
136
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Chris Thompson
October 11, 2021
MLB
I Have Seen The Lowest Bowel Of Hell, And It Is This MLB Network Hype Video [Updated]
258
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Chris Thompson
October 8, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Where Were You When Giancarlo Stanton Socked This Epic Out-Of-The-Park Dinger Against The Red Sox?
105
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Chris Thompson
October 6, 2021
NFL
This Just Keeps Getting Worse For Urban Meyer
498
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Chris Thompson
October 5, 2021
Science
Impressive Bolts Victory Delayed By Impressive Bolts
107
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Chris Thompson
October 5, 2021
NFL
Steve Belichick’s Mouth Must Be Studied And Then Banned
139
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Chris Thompson
October 4, 2021
NBA
BenWatch: Would Ben Simmons Fake An Injury For $8.25 Million?
120
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Chris Thompson
October 1, 2021
NBA
Joel Embiid Finally Just Says It
197
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Chris Thompson
October 1, 2021
NFL
Tom Brady Looks Like Crud Today
155
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Chris Thompson
September 30, 2021
NBA
Glenn Greenwald Demonstrates Breathtaking Ignorance In Stunningly Arrogant Screed About Vaccine Hesitancy
297
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Chris Thompson
September 29, 2021
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