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This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2021
NFL
Today’s Special Teams Are Truly Special
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
NBA
BenWatch: Do Not Even Think Of Saying Hello To Ben Simmons, Philadelphians!
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2021
MLB
Cedric Mullins Is Just Super Cool
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2021
MLB
God Help Us, The Cardinals Are Good And Blessed And Fun
82
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2021
NBA
The Timberwolves Have Mastered Dysfunction
92
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Chris Thompson
September 23, 2021
MLB
Reports Of Agua Passing Under The Bridge Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
138
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Chris Thompson
September 23, 2021
MLB
Jesús Sánchez Makes It Interesting
60
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Chris Thompson
September 21, 2021
NFL
Whew! Mike McCarthy Narrowly Escaped The Evil Tricks Of A Cruel Universe
154
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Chris Thompson
September 20, 2021
MLB
Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail
98
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Chris Thompson
September 17, 2021
MLB
Please Do Not Throw Baseballs At Shohei Ohtani
104
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Chris Thompson
September 17, 2021
NBA
The NBA Won’t Allow John Wall To Be Much More Than A Burden
75
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Chris Thompson
September 15, 2021
Science
Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination
138
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Chris Thompson
September 14, 2021
MLB
Max Scherzer Got Here By Being A Maniac
140
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Chris Thompson
September 13, 2021
Defective Letters
Defective Letters: “You Are Bing Ass Hole”
535
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Chris Thompson
September 10, 2021
MLB
The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown
72
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Chris Thompson
September 10, 2021
MLB
Wander Franco Is Streaking
43
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Chris Thompson
September 7, 2021
Soccer
World Cup Qualifier Halted So That Four Premier League Players Can Be Deported
70
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
Golf
Wild-Eyed Golf Man Heroically Sprints Through Final Round
75
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
MLB
More Like Juan Solo
43
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
Tennis
Shelby Rogers Takes Good Notes
32
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
MLB
Cardinals Manager Mike Shildt Stops Game So Everyone Can Watch Nick Castellanos Embarrass Him
76
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Chris Thompson
September 2, 2021
MLB
John Smoltz Moves Closer To Escaping His Personal Hell Of Watching Baseball
85
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Chris Thompson
September 1, 2021
MLB
Vlad Jr. Is Smashin’ Baseballs
80
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Chris Thompson
August 31, 2021
Golf
We Need A Better Poster Boy For A Healthy Heckling Discourse Than Big Stupid Asshole Bryson DeChambeau
226
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Chris Thompson
August 30, 2021
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