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Chris Thompson

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NFL

Tom Brady Looks Like Crud Today

September 30, 2021
NBA

Glenn Greenwald Demonstrates Breathtaking Ignorance In Stunningly Arrogant Screed About Vaccine Hesitancy

September 29, 2021
This Is So Stupid

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

September 26, 2021
NFL

Today’s Special Teams Are Truly Special

September 26, 2021
NBA

BenWatch: Do Not Even Think Of Saying Hello To Ben Simmons, Philadelphians!

September 26, 2021
MLB

Cedric Mullins Is Just Super Cool

September 26, 2021
MLB

God Help Us, The Cardinals Are Good And Blessed And Fun

September 26, 2021
NBA

The Timberwolves Have Mastered Dysfunction

September 23, 2021
MLB

Reports Of Agua Passing Under The Bridge Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

September 23, 2021
MLB

Jesús Sánchez Makes It Interesting

September 21, 2021
NFL

Whew! Mike McCarthy Narrowly Escaped The Evil Tricks Of A Cruel Universe

September 20, 2021
MLB

Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail

September 17, 2021
MLB

Please Do Not Throw Baseballs At Shohei Ohtani

September 17, 2021
NBA

The NBA Won’t Allow John Wall To Be Much More Than A Burden

September 15, 2021
Science

Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

September 14, 2021
MLB

Max Scherzer Got Here By Being A Maniac

September 13, 2021
Defective Letters

Defective Letters: “You Are Bing Ass Hole”

September 10, 2021
MLB

The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown

September 10, 2021
MLB

Wander Franco Is Streaking

September 7, 2021
Soccer

World Cup Qualifier Halted So That Four Premier League Players Can Be Deported

September 5, 2021
Golf

Wild-Eyed Golf Man Heroically Sprints Through Final Round

September 5, 2021
MLB

More Like Juan Solo

September 5, 2021
Tennis

Shelby Rogers Takes Good Notes

September 5, 2021
MLB

Cardinals Manager Mike Shildt Stops Game So Everyone Can Watch Nick Castellanos Embarrass Him

September 2, 2021
MLB

John Smoltz Moves Closer To Escaping His Personal Hell Of Watching Baseball

September 1, 2021
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