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Chris Thompson
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MLB
Trevor Bauer, Baseball’s Worst Person, Will Soon Be Back On The Market
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This Is So Stupid
Do We Suspect, To Our Horror, That There May Well Be Some Frankenstein Coalition Created From This Impasse, An Abhorrent Manifestation Of House Rule That America Has Never Witnessed And The American People Have Never Authorized?
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Chris Thompson
This Is So Stupid
Donovan Mitchell’s 71-Point Game Must Be Stricken From The Record Books If We Are To Preserve The Soul Of This Great Game
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Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Attempts Panettone, For The Simple Joy Of Baking
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Dayna Evans
NBA
When It’s Just Basketball, It’s Just Basketball
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NBA
The Raptors Deserve To Be Good
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Life's Rich Pageant
Lunatic Sports Radio Caller Detects Bidenesque “Fraudulent Corruption” In Carlos Correa Deal
125
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Golf
The Masters Blesses LIV Tour Players With Access To Golf’s Biggest Stage
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NBA
A Suggestion For How To Watch Your Puke Team Without Puking
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Science
What’s All This Nuclear Fusion Business? Allow Me, A True Expert, To Explain
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NBA
Jimmy Butler Goes With The Flow
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Soccer
Kylian Mbappé Scores Two Lovely Goals As France Puts Away Poland
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Volleyball
Out Of The Way, Table!
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NBA
Rudy Gobert Gets Frustrated, Sweeps The Leg
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NBA
Let’s Take Stock Of The Horrors Of The Brick For Vic Campaign
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Chris Thompson
NBA
Ivica Zubac Went Ogre Mode For The Indomitable Clippers
44
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NBA
The Poor, Exciting Pacers Might Be Too Good To Turn Back Now
43
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Arts And Culture
A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: The Shitcanning Of Disney CEO Bob Chapek
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Chris Thompson
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Collapses Under The Weight Of Patisserie Week
116
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NBA
It Is Time Once Again For Math To Tell Us Which Underperforming NBA Teams Are Truly Crud
110
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Chris Thompson
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trips Into The Deep Fryer Of Pastry Week
100
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NBA
Jerami Grant Has Things Covered
46
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Politics
Aubrey Huff’s Chapped Buttcheeks Karate-Kicked Off In School Board Election
222
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NFL
Colts Fire Head Coach Frank Reich, Hire Television Analyst
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MLB
The Astros Have Seized The Juice
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