Albert Burneko

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Albert Burneko

Albert Burneko

Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh

A Suggestion For Bird Feeding

Let’s Cook Some Chicken And Dumplings

Bring Forth The Checks

Joe Harris’s Brainfart Gives The Wizards One Night Of Sweet, Sweet Dignity

It’s All Made Up

Not That The Wizards Needed The Help, But John Wall Made Them Look Like Idiots

Do Not Root Against LeBron James If He Can See It

Let’s Make Banana Bread

More Like Madison Clownfraud

No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit

The James Harden Situation Is Coming To A Head Very Quickly [UPDATE: It Did]

Do You Not See That The City Of The Future Must Be A Straight Line, You Oaf, You Absolute Doofus

What Good Is A Sweet Buzzer-Beater If I Don’t Know The Shooter’s Systolic Blood Pressure?

A Timely Preview Of The 2020-21 NBA Season, Which I Feel Confident Is Not Underway Yet

The Washington Football Team’s Intra-Owner Fight Is Such A Disaster That All Of Them Are Going To Get Richer

Nature Is Healing: Grayson Allen Does Some Pointless, Self-Defeating Goon Shit In A Preseason Game, Again

At Least Now You Know Which Video Game Reviewers Are Sellout Clowns

Report: James Harden Is Extremely Cool

Who Can Guess What Jeffrey Toobin Did Wrong? (Not So Fast, Malcolm Gladwell)

Let’s Make Some Butternut Squash Soup

James Harden Being A Prick Is Not An Existential Threat To The NBA

John Wall Deserved Better Than The Washington Wizards

What I Cooked For Thanksgiving This Year

Make Sports Trophies Cooler