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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

Hm, Maybe Tom Brady Can, In Fact, Play Forever

I Truly Cannot Believe How Dumb This Convoy Shit Is

I Demand A Goth-Sludge Chipmunks Cover Of Every Great Pop Song, Immediately

Let’s Make A Salad Out Of Winter’s Last Citrus

Life's Rich Pageant

Retired NASCAR Bozo: Behold, It Is I, The Angel Of Death

Just Steph Curry, Calmly Being Impossible

Let’s Make Some Mascarpone

This Is So Stupid

Where Should The Yak Go (On The Olympic Downhill Ski Course)?

BenWatch: We’re In The Deal Zone

Life's Rich Pageant

I Don’t Like This At All

BenWatch: Very Generously Not Blaming Things On Joel Embiid

Media Meltdowns

NYT: China Really Screwed Itself By Protecting Its People From Dying Of COVID

BenWatch: 76ers In No Hurry, They’ll Just Get James Harden Later

Let’s Make Crab Soup

Defector Reads A Book

Psst! Let’s Talk About ‘The Spy Who Came In From The Cold’

Maitreyi Anantharaman, Albert Burneko, and Barry Petchesky

Gavi, Noooo! (But Also, Yesss.)

Please Enjoy Two Videos Of Elon Musk’s Obviously Bad Ideas Failing

Let’s Make The Reasonable Omelet

Media Meltdowns

The Media Smiths Have A Bold New Idea

Media Meltdowns

Maybe Your Marriage Just Sucks!

Bruce Arians Debased Himself Because That’s His Job

Life's Rich Pageant

I Am Certain Amtrak’s New Vaccine Plan Will Go Great

The Wirecutter Union Won

A Pot Of Beans, By Any Other Name

This Is So Stupid

Which Sports Team Name Would Be The Worst To Have As Your Actual Name?