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Barry Petchesky

WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 13: Hendrix Lapierre #29 of the Washington Capitals (L) celebrates his first career NHL goal with teammate T.J. Oshie #77 against the New York Rangers during the second period at Capital One Arena on October 13, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Hendrix Lapierre Was Just So Happy

Lauren Theisen

WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 17: Alex Ovechkin #8 of the Washington Capitals skates during warm ups before the game against the Boston Bruins in Game Two of the First Round of the 2021 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Capital One Arena on May 17, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

This Isn’t Quite The Alex Ovechkin I Remember

Ray Ratto

Wilson Versus Marchand Is The First Course These Stanley Cup Playoffs Deserve

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Michal Kempny #6 of the Washington Capitals looks on in a game against the Ottawa Senators at Canadian Tire Centre on January 31, 2020 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

Caps Defenseman Michal Kempny Injured On A Check From An Ice Scraper

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 05: Brendan Smith #42 of the New York Rangers chats with Zdeno Chara #33 of the Washington Capitals during the second period at Madison Square Garden on May 05, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Senators Week

Former Senator Zdeno Chara Present For Caps-Rangers Tom Wilson War

Tom Wilson Lightly Disciplined For Breaching Decorum, Much Like When The U.S. Senate Censured Francophobic Massachusetts Federalist Timothy Pickering

Old Man Zdeno Chara Keeps Trying To Beat Up Matt Martin

I’ve Seen Anthony Mantha Do This Before, And You Won’t Like What Comes Next

Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings

The Islanders Are Very Good, But They Don’t Have Alex Ovechkin

Left: Tom Wilson working out. Right: Tom Wilson boarding Brandon Carlo

R.I.P. Tom Wilson The Himbo. Long Live Tom Wilson The Goon.

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