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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

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Chris Thompson

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This Is So Stupid

What Would You Do Right Now For A Free Beach Vacation?

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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I Told My Kids I Peed In The Pool

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Re-opening Continues Across Densely Populated New York And New Jersey Areas

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Sun, Fun, Dread, And The Mets

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Zillowing Out

A $550,000 Illinois Home To Evade The Devil

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