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I Apologize To My Beautiful Son Trea Turner, Who I Never Should Have Doubted For One Minute
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Kelsey McKinney
September 13, 2023
MLB
The Power Of The Standing Ovation Has Healed Trea Turner
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Lauren Theisen
August 23, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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MLB
The Phillies Finally Had Some Fun
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Kelsey McKinney
June 6, 2023
MLB
Trea Turner Is Now Also A God Of Dingers
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Chris Thompson
March 20, 2023
MLB
The Phillies Might As Well Keep Spending
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Ray Ratto
December 6, 2022
Rays Week
Here Are The Rays That Made The MLB All-Star Game
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Lauren Theisen
July 11, 2022
MLB
Tony La Russa Was Wrong And Mad
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Tom Ley
June 10, 2022
MLB
I Am Still Proud Of My Fast Son Trea Turner Who Was Sent Away From Me And Never Calls Home
122
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Kelsey McKinney
September 30, 2021
MLB
Woosh
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Lauren Theisen
August 11, 2021
MLB
Who Do The Nationals Want To Be Now?
92
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Tom Ley
July 30, 2021
