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The Fernando Tatis Jr. Drama Has Only Just Begun
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
MLB
Don’t Panic About The Padres
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Lauren Theisen
August 9, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
MLB
Good Teams Win, But Bad Teams Make Baseball Go
73
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Ray Ratto
August 5, 2022
MLB
The Fun Is In Trying To Win
133
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Lauren Theisen
August 4, 2022
MLB
You Can Only Win A Trade For Juan Soto
153
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 2, 2022
Rays Week
Ray Kroc Once Got On The PA And Called His San Diego Padres Stupid In Front Of Everyone
95
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Patrick Redford
July 13, 2022
MLB
Tommy Pham Would Like Luke Voit To Meet Him In Temecula
84
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Patrick Redford
April 20, 2022
MLB
At Least The A’s Know How To Pull Off A Logistically Efficient Trade
114
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Tom Ley
April 4, 2022
MLB
Bob Melvin Is Full Of Surprises
56
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Ray Ratto
October 29, 2021
MLB
The Padres Have Fallen Apart
85
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Lauren Theisen
September 19, 2021
MLB
Baseball’s Absurdity Always Finds A Way
88
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Ray Ratto
August 26, 2021
MLB
It Sucks That The Padres Are Getting Crushed This Bad
120
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Lauren Theisen
August 25, 2021
MLB
Padres Fail To Beat Pitcher With Diarrhea
141
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Samer Kalaf
August 18, 2021
MLB
Fernando Tatis Jr. Can Do It All, And Might Have To
54
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Barry Petchesky
August 16, 2021
MLB
The NL West Is Deeply Unfair, And It’s Kind Of Cool
77
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Lauren Theisen
July 22, 2021
MLB
Daniel Camarena Hit The Dumbest, Funniest, Best Home Run Of The Season
112
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Tom Ley
July 9, 2021
MLB
Could A “Bad Fielder” Do This? (Yes.)
83
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Lauren Theisen
July 6, 2021
MLB
Manny Machado Hits Another Middle Infielder With A Bizarre, Sloppy Slide
159
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Albert Burneko
May 17, 2021
MLB
Fernando Tatis Jr. Sure Had Himself A Weekend
87
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Tom Ley
April 26, 2021
MLB
Personally, I Would Not Trade Any Amount Of Salary Cap Flexibility For This Beautiful Catch
108
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Kelsey McKinney
April 18, 2021
MLB
Joe Musgrove Threw His No-Hitter With The Urgency Of A Man Who Really Had To Piss
89
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Samer Kalaf
April 11, 2021
MLB
Fernando Tatis Jr. Makes It Obvious
184
Comments
Barry Petchesky
February 18, 2021
MLB
Cubs: You Can’t Criticize Our Salary Dump Until The Prospects Hit Puberty
133
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Ray Ratto
December 30, 2020
MLB
The Padres Are Doing What Every Other Team Could
161
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David Roth
December 29, 2020
MLB
The Rays Can’t Help Themselves
120
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Ray Ratto
December 28, 2020
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