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Everybody’s A Star At Real Madrid
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Billy Haisley
February 15, 2024
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Window Shopping: Josko Gvardiol Is Too Young To Be This Good
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 14, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Albert Burneko
March 15, 2023
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Christopher Nkunku Is Just The Best
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 26, 2022
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Window Shopping: Konrad Laimer Is The Perfect Destroyer
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 22, 2022
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The Promise Of RB Leipzig
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Laura Wagner
May 24, 2022
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Erling Haaland Is Still Growing
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Billy Haisley
January 11, 2021
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Marcus Rashford’s Hat Trick Was A Ball-Striking Fetishist’s Wet Dream
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Billy Haisley
October 29, 2020