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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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<p>Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including <em>Point B</em>. Handsomest man in the world.</p>


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Drew Magary

Father entertains five children with a toy airplane as mother carries in a tray of food circa 1950. (Photo by FPG/Getty Images)

Playing With The Kids

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34 Things I Say To My Kids A Million Times A Day

American vaudeville actor Ray Bolger (1904 - 1987) prepares for the opening of WJZ-TV by the American Broadcasting Company at the Palace Theater in New York City, 10th August 1948. (Photo by Graphic House/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

An Audience Of One

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The Best Time To Watch A Movie Is First Thing In The Morning

Photo of Bill Belichick during the 2013 AFC Divisional Playoffs game at Gillette Stadium on January 13, 2013 in Foxboro, Massachusetts.

Divisional Playoffs – Houston Texans v New England Patriots

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The Best Reason To Have Kids Is To Play With All Their Crap

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Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great

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The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make

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Parental Screen Angst Is A Disease

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I Am Officially Powerless To Stop My Kids

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My Son Eats Wrong

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