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34 Things I Say To My Kids A Million Times A Day
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2022
Elder Wisdom
The Best Time To Watch A Movie Is First Thing In The Morning
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2022
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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I Am Addicted To Hoodies
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Drew Magary
March 1, 2022
Funbag
The Best Reason To Have Kids Is To Play With All Their Crap
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2022
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Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great
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Drew Magary
December 9, 2021
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The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make
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Chris Thompson
October 14, 2021
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Drew Magary
June 15, 2021
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Drew Magary
April 13, 2021
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Drew Magary
October 13, 2020
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