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In Hawaii, Crickets Are Learning New Songs Of Sex And Death
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This Parasite Has Become A Full-Time Booger
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Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
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Jim Spanfeller Is A Third-Rate Parasite
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March 12, 2024
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Mysterious Jellyfish Actually 1,020 Worms Who Want To Be Poop
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October 6, 2023
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This Barnacle Went Where No Other Barnacles Dared Go (Inside A Greenland Shark’s Cloaca)
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May 24, 2023
