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Politics

Is It Mitch McConnell Or Your Own Sense Of Possibility That Has Been Dead For Weeks?

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Drew Magary

WASHINGTON DC, UNITED STATES - MARCH 12: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is seen during alongside other members of Senate Republican leadership during a press conference following weekly policy luncheons on March 12, 2024 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Nathan Posner/Anadolu via Getty Images)

Funbag

How To Piss On Mitch McConnell’s Grave: A Brief Explainer

Tom Ley

Mitch McConnell, seen possibly pooping his pants.

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Did Mitch McConnell Poop His Pants In A Room Full Of People?

David Roth

Brady Tkachuk of the Ottawa Senators checks Auston Matthews, much as he might check Ted Cruz

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Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?

Mitch McConnell