Something happened to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell today while he was trying to conduct a press conference:
McConnell later returned to scene, and told reporters that he was "fine."
So the question is, what happened to Mitch? If you examine the footage of him returning to the press conference, I think you'll find your answer.
That is the gait and demeanor of a man who just had to have his ass un-pooped by one of his aides. Mitch crapped himself!
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