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Kyle Kuzma Docks His Boat On “Dinshittie Island”
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Giri Nathan
April 12, 2023
NBA
Nets Assistant Coach Contributes “Horseshit” Steal In One-Point Win Over Wizards
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Laura Wagner
January 20, 2022
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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NBA
Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Unfortunately, This Is Not That Cool Of A Story
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Tom Ley
August 11, 2021
NBA
A Good Pass Is One That Makes A Guy Look Silly
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Tom Ley
February 15, 2021
