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Everyone Wants To Watch Lionel Messi
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Billy Haisley
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Christian Pulisic Is So Back
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August 21, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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The Erling Haaland Show Has Only Just Begun
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Billy Haisley
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Soccer
Cut It Out, Kevin
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Billy Haisley
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Soccer
This Is England?
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Billy Haisley
July 27, 2022
Soccer
Everything Thiago Does Is Perfect
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Billy Haisley
November 29, 2021
Soccer
Russia’s Spectacular Team Goal Caps Delectably Attack-Heavy Match
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Billy Haisley
June 16, 2021
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Goalkeeper Suffers Ultimate Humiliation When Chipped From The Halfway Line
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Billy Haisley
June 6, 2021
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Olivier Giroud Scores Fittingly Drab Golazo
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Billy Haisley
February 23, 2021
Soccer
Erling Haaland Is Scary
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