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Dan McQuade

ST LOUIS, MO - JULY 14: Tony LaRussa and US Airways pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger takes part in the MLB All-Star Game Red Carpet Parade on July 14, 2009 in St Louis, Missouri.

Media Meltdowns

Tony La Russa’s Dream Of Twitter Verification Will Soon Just Be Something You Can Buy

David Roth

Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene saying some stuff about being shadowbanned. The Distraction logo is over her face, sadly.

Podcasts

The Thin Line Between Owning Twitter And Being Owned By Twitter, With Matt Levine

Tom Ley

Video Games

Of Course Elon Musk’s ‘Elden Ring’ Build Is Dog Shit

Albert Burneko

The Machines

Please Enjoy Two Videos Of Elon Musk’s Obviously Bad Ideas Failing

Life Lessons

Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)

A single Tesla sedan drives through a tunnel

Science

To Truly Appreciate The Elon Musk Tunnel Footage, You Must Hear It Set To Music

No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Supporters of US President Donald Trump rally to protest results from the 2020 Presidential election in Raleigh, North Carolina, on November 14, 2020. - Trump supporters are rallying across the country to protest what the the President is calling rampant election fraud perpetrated by the Democratic Party to steal the election. (Photo by Logan Cyrus / AFP) (Photo by LOGAN CYRUS/AFP via Getty Images)

Politics

There’s Big Money In False Universes

elon musk