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Defector Up All Night
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Woman Watching A Sports Highlight
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Laura Wagner
July 15, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Hiccup President Is Now Doo-Doo President
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Tom Ley
July 14, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Defector Up All Night
Pirates Have Sharts, White Sox Get Smelley
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Lauren Theisen
July 13, 2021
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The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Newborn Elephant Trying To Walk
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2021
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May We Never Run Out Of Jameis Winston Workout Videos
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Tom Ley
June 22, 2021
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Breaking: Raiders DE Carl Nassib Is At His House In West Chester, Pennsylvania
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Barry Petchesky
June 21, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Paul Pogba Should Simply Be This Cool All The Time
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Tom Ley
June 15, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Barry Bonds Showed A Dog At Westminster
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Patrick Redford
June 14, 2021
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Gerrit Cole, Asked Simple, Straightforward Yes/No Question: [5 Seconds Of Silence] [5 More Seconds Of Stammering] “I Don’t Quite Know How To Answer That”
141
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Barry Petchesky
June 8, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Tommy Pham Had An Unpleasant Day
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Lauren Theisen
June 2, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Aaron Rodgers: Weird Hang?
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Tom Ley
May 26, 2021
Defector Up All Night
You Asked For It. You Begged For It. You Prayed For It. Here It Is: Your Habs-Sens Open Thread
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Barry Petchesky
May 5, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Due To Popular Demand, Here Is Your Monday Night Jets-Sens Open Thread
83
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Samer Kalaf
May 3, 2021
Defector Up All Night
CHRISTIAN PULISIC NUMBER ONE USA BABYYYYYYYY
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Patrick Redford
April 27, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Give This Dog A Medal
84
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Kalyn Kahler
April 23, 2021
Defector Up All Night
The Cleveland Cavers Has A Nice Ring To It
165
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Tom Ley
April 5, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Purdue Calls In Large Teen To Retrieve Ball
60
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Lauren Theisen
March 12, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Cade Cunningham Plummets Down NBA Draft Boards After Blowing A Fast-Break Dunk
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Lauren Theisen
March 11, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Canucks Ice Guy Has Moves
60
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Barry Petchesky
March 9, 2021
Defector Up All Night
We Have Been Bamboozled By The NHL And Its Fraudulent Outdoor Games
112
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
February 17, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Was Wayne Gretzky A Fraud?
271
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Tom Ley
February 11, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Highlight Inflation Reaches New Peak
57
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Patrick Redford
February 4, 2021
Defector Up All Night
You Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Stick To Play Hockey
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Lauren Theisen
February 2, 2021
Defector Up All Night
The Texans Are Asking Random Guys On Their Bench If They Want To Be Head Coach
123
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Lauren Theisen
January 22, 2021
Defector Up All Night
What’s Philip Rivers Even Doing Here?
120
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Tom Ley
January 20, 2021
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