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The Texans Are Asking Random Guys On Their Bench If They Want To Be Head Coach

Quarterback Josh McCown #18 of the Philadelphia Eagles stumbles to the ground
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Josh McCown? Josh McCown. Josh McCown!

You might as well just make Deshaun the coach if the pool is this shallow.

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