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Drinking Schnapps On Spring Break
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David Roth
April 6, 2023
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My Enemy The Condiment Robot Has Been Vanquished And Prosperity Has Returned To These Lands
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Kelsey McKinney
June 11, 2021
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Hoisin Sauce And Me: A Love Story
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2021