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High School Sports
D.C. Hoops Hero Loses High School Coaching Gig After Charging Into Stands
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Dave McKenna
December 9, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Do NOT Ask Mike Tomlin About Coaching College Football
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Tom Ley
October 26, 2021
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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NHL
Rick Bowness Turns Purple And Convinces The Dallas Stars To Fuck Off
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Ray Ratto
October 26, 2021
NFL
Urban Meyer Spotted Having A Grim Men’s Evening At His Ohio Steakhouse
453
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Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
NFL
Whew! Mike McCarthy Narrowly Escaped The Evil Tricks Of A Cruel Universe
154
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Chris Thompson
September 20, 2021
High School Sports
Trent Dilfer Apologizes For Roughing Up Phil Dawson’s Son During High School Football Game
199
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Chris Thompson
August 30, 2021
Olympics
German Cycling Coach Ousted From Olympics After Calling African Cyclists “Camel Drivers”
86
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Giri Nathan
July 29, 2021
College Football
Deion Sanders Must Only Be Referred To As “His Coachness”
106
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Samer Kalaf
July 21, 2021
MLB
Joe Girardi’s Corncobbing Highlighted A Delightful Night For Sticky-Stuff Enforcement
178
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Chris Thompson
June 23, 2021
MLB
Cardinals Manager Mike Shildt Calls Bullshit On MLB’s Handling Of Foreign Substances
94
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Chris Thompson
May 27, 2021
MLB
Dave Martinez’s Base-Stealing Meltdown Was Almost Perfect
77
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Kalyn Kahler
May 20, 2021
NBA
Rockets Head Coach Stephen Silas Is Enduring The Torments Of Hell
84
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Chris Thompson
March 22, 2021
College Basketball
Perhaps Now Is Not The Time To Have A Screaming, Spitting Tantrum During A Basketball Game
74
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Lauren Theisen
February 10, 2021
Death To The NCAA
Alabama Men’s Basketball Coach: “If COVID’s So Bad, All These Coa—I—I’m—Look, I’m—”
198
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
December 10, 2020
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