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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Soars To Victory In A Triumphant Finale
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
December 6, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grimly Marches Through Pâtisserie Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
November 28, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Crawls Through Party Week
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 21, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Wastes Time, Thyme In Botanical Week
88
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 7, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Ill-Tempered For Chocolate Week
99
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 27, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Too Small For Bread Week
92
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 17, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trembles And Weeps Through Biscuit Week
136
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 10, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Once Again Contends With Cake Week
122
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 3, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Attempts Panettone, For The Simple Joy Of Baking
87
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Kelsey McKinney
,
Chris Thompson
, and
Dayna Evans
December 28, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Collapses Under The Weight Of Patisserie Week
116
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 18, 2022
Funbag
Walnuts In Baked Goods: The Right Move, Or An Act Of War?
820
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Drew Magary
November 15, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trips Into The Deep Fryer Of Pastry Week
101
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 11, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool In Custard Week
93
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 3, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Melts Under The Pressure Of Halloween Week
141
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 26, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Plays Fast And Loose With Dessert Week
152
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 17, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Bread Week
165
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 5, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Succumbs To Biscuit Week
270
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
September 26, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week
313
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
September 20, 2022
Chefector
Let’s Bake Some Cornbread
174
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Albert Burneko
September 4, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Banana Bread
210
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Albert Burneko
January 23, 2021