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It’s Time For The Premier League To Embrace Five Substitutions

November 10, 2020
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Southampton Is Flying Higher Than Ever In The Premier League

November 8, 2020
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Modern Soccer Was Invented For Erling Haaland To Destroy It

November 6, 2020
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Diogo Jota Is Exactly What Liverpool Needed

November 4, 2020
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This Is A Whole Different USMNT

November 3, 2020
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Real Sociedad’s La Liga Lead Is No Fluke

November 2, 2020
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Marcus Rashford’s Hat Trick Was A Ball-Striking Fetishist’s Wet Dream

October 29, 2020
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João Félix Is Atlético Madrid’s Vital Spark Plug

October 28, 2020
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All These Good-Ass Strikers Have Turned The Premier League Upside Down

October 26, 2020
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Watch Ajax Hogtie VVV-Venlo, Strap Them To A Rocket Ship, Launch The Ship Into Outer Space, Load Up Another Rocket With Nukes, And Fly The Second Rocket Into The First, Causing An Explosion Of Gory Radiance The Likes Of Which The Eredivisie Has Never Before Seen

October 25, 2020
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Barcelona And Sergio Busquets Are No Longer Made For Each Other

October 25, 2020
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A Modest Suggestion Regarding The Art Of The Soccer Highlight Reel

October 23, 2020
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Real Madrid, Once The King Of Europe, Is Now Pure Ass

October 22, 2020
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Bayern Munich Looks Set To Steamroll Europe Again

October 22, 2020
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Gio Reyna Is Picking Up Steam

October 21, 2020
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Vivianne Miedema Has Set The Women’s Super League On Fire

October 20, 2020
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Harry Kane Is Back On His Bullshit

October 19, 2020
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Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right

October 19, 2020
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Robert Lewandowski Is The Best, Ballon d’Or Be Damned

October 15, 2020
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Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin Is Making The Leap

October 9, 2020
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Coronavirus Is Once Again Coming For European Soccer

October 8, 2020
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Lawsuit Between Cristiano Ronaldo And Woman Who Accused Him Of Rape Set For Bench Trial

October 7, 2020
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Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil

October 6, 2020
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Manchester United Got Its Teeth Kicked Down Its Throat And Then Liverpool Got Disemboweled On Live TV And It Was Amazing (Unless You Root For One Of Them)

October 5, 2020
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This Dumb Goal Could Only Happen In The Cursed Europa League

October 2, 2020
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