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Aleksei Miranchuk of Russia celebrates after scoring their side's first goal during the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship Group B match between Finland and Russia at Saint Petersburg Stadium on June 16, 2021 in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

Russia’s Spectacular Team Goal Caps Delectably Attack-Heavy Match

France's forward Kylian Mbappe celebrates after their win in the UEFA EURO 2020 Group F football match between France and Germany at the Allianz Arena in Munich on June 15, 2021.

France Is What Happens When An Immovable Object Is Also An Unstoppable Force

Netherlands' defender Denzel Dumfries (R) celebrates after scoring the third goal during the UEFA EURO 2020 Group C football match between the Netherlands and Ukraine at the Johan Cruyff Arena in Amsterdam on June 13, 2021.

You Don’t Always Have To Be Good In Order To Be Great

Patrick Redford

Scotland's goalkeeper David Marshall falls in the net after missing a save on Czech Republic's second goal during the UEFA EURO 2020 Group D football match between Scotland and Czech Republic at Hampden Park in Glasgow on June 14, 2021. (Photo by ANDY BUCHANAN / POOL / AFP) (Photo by ANDY BUCHANAN/POOL/AFP via Getty Images)

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Luis Paez-Pumar

Patrik Schick of Czech Republic celebrates after scoring their side's second goal during the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship Group D match between Scotland v Czech Republic at Hampden Park on June 14, 2021 in Glasgow, Scotland.

Patrik Schick Just Ripped Out Scotland’s Heart With A 50-Yard Goal

Lauren Theisen

A stadiums screen shows shows a message of support for Christian Eriksen

Team Doctor: Christian Eriksen “Was Gone” Before Being Resuscitated On The Pitch

A shirtless Christian Pulisic celebrates his badass, game-winning penalty goal with his USMNT teammates.

Even At Its Worst, Soccer Is Still The Fucking Best

Gio Reyna #7 of USA advances the ball against Diego Rodriguez #23 of Honduras in the first half during Game 1 of the Semifinals of the CONCACAF Nations League Finals of at Empower Field At Mile High on June 03, 2021 in Denver, Colorado.

How Sweet It Is To Hate The USMNT Manager

Gareth Southgate, Manager of England looks on prior to the FIFA World Cup 2022 Qatar qualifying match between Albania and England at the Qemal Stafa Stadium on March 28, 2021 in Tirana, Albania.

England Is Ready Now, But Gareth Southgate Might Not Be