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Olivier Giroud Is Still, Somehow, Chelsea’s Best Option At Striker

December 3, 2020
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Romelu Lukaku Has Put Inter On His Back

December 2, 2020
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Eden Hazard’s Time At Real Madrid Is Only Getting Bleaker

November 30, 2020
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Lionel Messi Pays Homage To Diego Maradona After Scoring Goal

November 29, 2020
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Diego Maradona Was Soccer’s First And Last Deity

November 25, 2020
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Barcelona Is A Total Mess, But At Least Sergiño Dest Is Killing It

November 25, 2020
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Tottenham Has Found Its Missing Ingredient

November 23, 2020
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Old Man Zlatan Is At The Center Of AC Milan’s Revival

November 23, 2020
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Phil Foden And Jack Grealish Are England’s Least English Stars

November 20, 2020
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The USMNT Gets A Step Closer To Solving Its “Who Scores The Goals?” Problem

November 17, 2020
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Javier Mascherano Was Always The Backbone

November 16, 2020
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It’s Time For The Premier League To Embrace Five Substitutions

November 10, 2020
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Southampton Is Flying Higher Than Ever In The Premier League

November 8, 2020
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Modern Soccer Was Invented For Erling Haaland To Destroy It

November 6, 2020
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Diogo Jota Is Exactly What Liverpool Needed

November 4, 2020
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This Is A Whole Different USMNT

November 3, 2020
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Real Sociedad’s La Liga Lead Is No Fluke

November 2, 2020
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Marcus Rashford’s Hat Trick Was A Ball-Striking Fetishist’s Wet Dream

October 29, 2020
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João Félix Is Atlético Madrid’s Vital Spark Plug

October 28, 2020
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All These Good-Ass Strikers Have Turned The Premier League Upside Down

October 26, 2020
Soccer

Watch Ajax Hogtie VVV-Venlo, Strap Them To A Rocket Ship, Launch The Ship Into Outer Space, Load Up Another Rocket With Nukes, And Fly The Second Rocket Into The First, Causing An Explosion Of Gory Radiance The Likes Of Which The Eredivisie Has Never Before Seen

October 25, 2020
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Barcelona And Sergio Busquets Are No Longer Made For Each Other

October 25, 2020
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A Modest Suggestion Regarding The Art Of The Soccer Highlight Reel

October 23, 2020
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Real Madrid, Once The King Of Europe, Is Now Pure Ass

October 22, 2020
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Bayern Munich Looks Set To Steamroll Europe Again

October 22, 2020
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