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I Want To Hug And Kiss James Rodríguez’s Left Foot

January 13, 2021
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The Premier League Is Losing Its Battle Against COVID-19

January 12, 2021
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Son Heung-min Fancams Are More Than Just Internet Ephemera

January 7, 2021
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What’s Wrong With “What’s Wrong With Chelsea?”

January 4, 2021
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Bukayo Saka Is Finding His Place, And Arsenal Is Too

January 4, 2021
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Christian Pulisic Is Healthy Again, Which Means He Is Back To Dominating

December 22, 2020
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The Clock Still Hasn’t Struck Midnight In Leicester City’s Cinderella Story

December 21, 2020
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As Bruno Fernandes Goes, So Does Manchester United

December 21, 2020
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For Injury-Plagued Liverpool, Fabinho Is Just What The Doctor Ordered

December 17, 2020
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All Hail Daniel Podence, The Premier League’s Reigning Short King

December 15, 2020
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Rooting For Sheffield United Must Suck Incredible Amounts Of Ass Right Now

December 14, 2020
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Arsenal Has Fallen Off A Cliff, And There’s No Safety Net In Sight

December 7, 2020
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Olivier Giroud Is Still, Somehow, Chelsea’s Best Option At Striker

December 3, 2020
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Tottenham Has Found Its Missing Ingredient

November 23, 2020
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Phil Foden And Jack Grealish Are England’s Least English Stars

November 20, 2020
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It’s Time For The Premier League To Embrace Five Substitutions

November 10, 2020
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Southampton Is Flying Higher Than Ever In The Premier League

November 8, 2020
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Diogo Jota Is Exactly What Liverpool Needed

November 4, 2020
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All These Good-Ass Strikers Have Turned The Premier League Upside Down

October 26, 2020
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Harry Kane Is Back On His Bullshit

October 19, 2020
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Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right

October 19, 2020
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Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin Is Making The Leap

October 9, 2020
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Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil

October 6, 2020
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Manchester United Got Its Teeth Kicked Down Its Throat And Then Liverpool Got Disemboweled On Live TV And It Was Amazing (Unless You Root For One Of Them)

October 5, 2020
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Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory

September 29, 2020
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