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Willians Astudillo Will Absolutely Die For This Shit
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David Roth
April 13, 2021
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You’re Hearing It More And More
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Tom Ley
April 7, 2021
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The Cleveland Cavers Has A Nice Ring To It
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Tom Ley
April 5, 2021
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Dumb Homer, Fun Homer
114
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Tom Ley
April 1, 2021
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Every Deep Drive Into Left Field By Nick Castellanos That Made It A 4-0 Ballgame
145
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Tom Ley
March 30, 2021
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This Is The Season Of College Basketball Guys
329
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David Roth
March 19, 2021
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Purdue Calls In Large Teen To Retrieve Ball
60
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Lauren Theisen
March 12, 2021
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Cade Cunningham Plummets Down NBA Draft Boards After Blowing A Fast-Break Dunk
42
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Lauren Theisen
March 11, 2021
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Canucks Ice Guy Has Moves
60
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Barry Petchesky
March 9, 2021
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Knicks Choose The Best Possible Time To Praise Andrew Cuomo’s Decision-Making
73
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Samer Kalaf
March 2, 2021
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Champion Horse Trainer On Photo Of Him Sitting On A Dead Horse: I Had To Take A Call, My Bad
72
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Patrick Redford
March 1, 2021
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Here Is A Delightful Surprise Message From Julius Randle’s Mom
54
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Patrick Redford
February 24, 2021
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We Have Been Bamboozled By The NHL And Its Fraudulent Outdoor Games
112
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
February 17, 2021
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Was Wayne Gretzky A Fraud?
271
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Tom Ley
February 11, 2021
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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Nearly Point-Blank At 70 MPH
102
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Giri Nathan
February 9, 2021
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Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel
82
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Samer Kalaf
February 8, 2021
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Dustin Johnson’s Drive Absolutely Nails Some Poor Sap
87
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Samer Kalaf
February 5, 2021
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Highlight Inflation Reaches New Peak
57
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Patrick Redford
February 4, 2021
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You Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Stick To Play Hockey
44
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Lauren Theisen
February 2, 2021
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Best Wishes For A Happy, Healthy Hump Day From Alex Rodriguez
129
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David Roth
January 27, 2021
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Curt Schilling Has Activated Pissbaby Mode
204
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Tom Ley
January 26, 2021
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The Texans Are Asking Random Guys On Their Bench If They Want To Be Head Coach
123
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Lauren Theisen
January 22, 2021
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It’s Muncher
129
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Tom Ley
January 21, 2021
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What’s Philip Rivers Even Doing Here?
120
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Tom Ley
January 20, 2021
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Rob? Rob? Mic’s Muted, Rob. Rob. Unmute, You’re Muted Rob. Rob.
44
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Patrick Redford
January 14, 2021
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