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The Last Female Yangtze Giant Softshell Turtle Is Dead
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Sabrina Imbler
May 7, 2023
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What If I Told You Sperm Could Be Balls?
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May 2, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Do You Like My Hat?
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A. Goldfish, as told to Sabrina Imbler
April 28, 2023
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The Mystery Of The Tully Monster Will Never Be Solved
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Sabrina Imbler
April 21, 2023
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Rookie Dung-Roller Is Learning On The Job
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Sabrina Imbler
April 13, 2023
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History Repeats: Red Squirrel Gets STUCK In Manhole Cover In Germany, Just Four Years After Similar Squirrel’s Manhole Stranding
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Sabrina Imbler
April 11, 2023
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Behold An Ancient Fish’s Moment Of Sheer Regret
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Sabrina Imbler
April 9, 2023
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What’s Inside The Fur Sphere?
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Sabrina Imbler
April 7, 2023
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One Creator Of Mysterious Seafloor Holes Is Revealed, But Other Remains At Large
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Sabrina Imbler
March 28, 2023
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What Was She Thinking? An Investigation
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March 28, 2023
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