Some Defector staffers, motivated by an extended discussion during lunchtime, ranked burger toppings on a 1-10 scale. Below are the results, taken by calculating the average of the 11 scores that each topping was given.

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1. Bacon
2. Pickles
3. Cheddar cheese
4. Caramelized onions
5. Pepper Jack cheese
6. Raw onions
7. Tomatoes
8. Fried onions
9. American cheese
10. Blue cheese
11. Swiss cheese
12. Ketchup
13. Lettuce
14. Mayo
15. Mushrooms
16. Eggs
17. Avocado
18. Mustard
19. Hot peppers
20. BBQ sauce
21. Bell peppers
22. Spinach
23. Getting hit by a food truck
24. Coleslaw