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World’s Crankiest Cat Found On World’s Tallest Mountain
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January 31, 2023
Arts And Culture
How To Respect A Mummy
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Sabrina Imbler
January 26, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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Now That’s What I Call Teeth!
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Sabrina Imbler
January 25, 2023
Creaturefector
This Hole Is Full Of Viperfishes
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Sabrina Imbler
January 20, 2023
Creaturefector
More Scientific Images Should Go This Hard
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Sabrina Imbler
January 13, 2023
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It’s A Bee Brawl In The Flower Patch!
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Sabrina Imbler
January 11, 2023
Creaturefector
How The Glass Frog Hides Its Blood
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December 22, 2022
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This Ancient Wombat Was An Absolute Unit
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Sabrina Imbler
December 16, 2022
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Happy Snake Clitoris Day To All Who Celebrate
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Sabrina Imbler
December 14, 2022
Birdfector
Wisdom The Laysan Albatross Is The Most Beautiful 71-Year-Old In The World
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Sabrina Imbler
December 9, 2022
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These Two Grass Mice Species Look Almost Identical Except For One Small Thing (Their Wieners)
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Sabrina Imbler
December 6, 2022
Creaturefector
Ants Of All Ages Enjoy Ant Milk
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Sabrina Imbler
November 30, 2022
Science
An Oral History Of The Time Six Doctors Swallowed Lego Heads To See How Long They’d Take To Poo
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Sabrina Imbler
November 25, 2022
Animals
Pumuckel The 20-Inch Pony Has Other Mini-Horses Quaking In Their Hooves
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Sabrina Imbler
November 18, 2022
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Turtles Have Been Vocalizing All This Time. Why Did We Not Listen?
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Sabrina Imbler
November 15, 2022
Creaturefector
A Modest Proposal: Eat Some Of Your Children, For The Antioxidants
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Sabrina Imbler
November 9, 2022
Creaturefector
Let Us Celebrate Bubulle, The Goldfish That Flunked
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Sabrina Imbler
November 4, 2022
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How Does The Aye-Aye’s Finger Go So Deep Inside Their Nose?
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Sabrina Imbler
October 27, 2022
Creaturefector
Every Creature I Met At The Bass Pro Shops Pyramid
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Sabrina Imbler
October 26, 2022
Creaturefector
I Wish We Didn’t Know About the Heaviest Bony Fish Ever Found
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Sabrina Imbler
October 21, 2022
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Mountain Goats Keep Winning
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Sabrina Imbler
October 18, 2022
The Machines
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Sabrina Imbler
October 13, 2022
Animals
We Saw A Bear
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Laura Wagner
October 7, 2022
Creaturefector
How Many Ants Is The Right Number Of Ants For There To Be?
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Sabrina Imbler
September 20, 2022
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Welcome To Jurassic Puke
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September 20, 2022
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