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NFL
Did Tim Tebow Embarrass Himself When The 3rd-String DE He Was Supposed To Take Out With A Wham Block Crashed Down, Completely Misplaying A Run To His Left? A Very Short Debate
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Patrick Redford
August 15, 2021
MLB
Tyler Gilbert’s No-Hitter Will Live In A Delightful Chapter Of Baseball History
80
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Patrick Redford
August 15, 2021
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Josh Sargent
80
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Patrick Redford
August 14, 2021
Politics
Pillow Guy Mike Lindell Had A Very Strange Week In South Dakota
260
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Patrick Redford
August 12, 2021
NFL
Cowboys Rookie Crafts Powerful New Football-As-Chess Analogy
54
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Patrick Redford
August 11, 2021
Boxing
This Boxing Judge Robbery Is As Blatant As It Gets
31
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Patrick Redford
August 9, 2021
NFL
This Jabroni Really Said “Attacking Rest”
236
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Patrick Redford
August 6, 2021
Science
What Earthquakes Can Teach Us In The Search For Extraterrestrial Life
48
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Patrick Redford
August 5, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Big Guy Lifts Big Weight
118
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Patrick Redford
August 4, 2021
Olympics
The Mawem Brothers Are Olympic Climbing’s Charming Crushers
64
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Patrick Redford
August 4, 2021
MMA
See If You Can Stomach The UFC Turning Its Exploitation Of Labor Into A Heartwarming Moment
46
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Patrick Redford
August 2, 2021
Soccer
Top-Tier Shithousery Lugs USMNT To The Gold Cup Final
52
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Patrick Redford
July 30, 2021
MMA
MMA Fighters Flounder As Rain Turns Outdoor Octagon Into Slip ‘N Slide
34
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Patrick Redford
July 29, 2021
NFL
Buffalo Bills: Hey Everyone, Listen To This Huge Dumbass We Employ
336
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Patrick Redford
July 29, 2021
Olympics
Katie Grimes Is USA Swimming’s Next Big Katie
27
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Patrick Redford
July 28, 2021
Olympics
Mathieu Van der Poel Believed There Would Be A Ramp
92
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Patrick Redford
July 27, 2021
NBA
Steve Novak Got Very Pissy About A Local Library Sign That Acknowledged Racism Exists
133
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Patrick Redford
July 27, 2021
Olympics
Math Researcher Wins Olympic Gold In A Chaotic Women’s Road Race
92
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Patrick Redford
July 26, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast
79
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Patrick Redford
July 23, 2021
The Great Outdoors
Champion Marathoner Fred Zalokar Found Dead In Yosemite
61
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Patrick Redford
July 22, 2021
Cycling
Both Cyclists At The Center Of Last Year’s Tour Of Poland Crash Are Winning Again
24
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Patrick Redford
July 22, 2021
NBA
The Bucks Exorcised All Their Demons
173
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Patrick Redford
July 21, 2021
Cycling
Wout van Aert Brought The Tour de France To Life
44
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Patrick Redford
July 19, 2021
Soccer
Top USMNT Prospect Headed To La Liga Under Strange, Hilarious Circumstances
57
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Patrick Redford
July 14, 2021
Cycling
Sepp Kuss Becomes The First American In A Decade To Win A Tour de France Stage
51
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Patrick Redford
July 13, 2021
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