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MIAMI, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 30: Head coach Dan Mullen of the Florida Gators reacts against the Virginia Cavaliers during the second half of the Capital One Orange Bowl at Hard Rock Stadium on December 30, 2019 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)

Defector Up All Night

Dan Mullen Tempted Fate And Fate Couldn’t Resist

The race leaders take the start line. BELGA PHOTO YUZURU SUNADA FRANCE OUT (Photo by YUZURU SUNADA/BELGA MAG/AFP via Getty Images)

Cycling

The Giro d’Italia Is Losing Its Fight Against COVID

Mario Is Real And He’s A Lakers Fan

Disgraced chess grandmaster Igors Rausis plays against an opponent.

Chess

Chess Grandmaster Serving Ban For Toilet Cheating Caught Competing Under New Name

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 01: Paul DeJong #11, and Kolten Wong #16 talk with Adam Wainwright #50 of the St. Louis Cardinals as he was being pulled from the game as Wil Myers #4 of the San Diego Padres walks to third base during the fourth inning of Game Two of the National League Wild Card Series at PETCO Park on October 01, 2020 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)

Adam Wainwright Lets Slip That Half His Cardinals Teammates Are Flat-Earthers

Interviews

ESPN’s Tony Reali Tells Us About Helping Rescue A Downed Peregrine Falcon

Former Kings Announcer Grant Napear Attempts A Comeback, But Shows He’s Learned Nothing

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA - OCTOBER 06: Anthony Davis #3 of the Los Angeles Lakers blocks Kelly Olynyk #9 of the Miami Heat during the second quarter in Game Four of the 2020 NBA Finals at AdventHealth Arena at the ESPN Wide World Of Sports Complex on October 6, 2020 in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

If There’s Going To Be A Rockfight, Have The Biggest Rock

Masai Ujiri pulling out his credentials before being shoved.

Lawyers For Cop Who Shoved Masai Ujiri Claim He Was Trying To Stop Another Munich Massacre

Baker looks on at Murphy's mighty dinger.

Dusty Baker Gets Mic’d Up Just In Time To Marvel At An A’s Dinger

Petrosian, Tigran L. waits to compete wit Clarsen, Magnus on the Day 6 of the King Salman Rapid &amp; Blitz Chess Championships on December 30, 2017 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. The Championship is taking place in Saudi Arabia for the first time with participation of 236 players from 70 countries.

Let Me Explain This Amazingly Petulant Chess Drama To You

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - OCTOBER 01: Head coach Adam Gase of the New York Jets looks on against the Denver Broncos during the second quarter at MetLife Stadium on October 01, 2020 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

New York Jets Reach New, Embarrassing Low

The Great Outdoors

William Perry Pendley, America’s Most Zealous Crusader Against Public Lands, Finally Gets The Boot

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 01: Tommy La Stella #3 of the Oakland Athletics makes a great catch on a ball hit by Adam Engel #15 of the Chicago White Sox as Ramon Laureano #22 and Mark Canha #20 watch him in the fifth inning of Game Three of the American League wild card series at RingCentral Coliseum on October 01, 2020 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

The Oakland A’s Overcame A Monstrous Dinger, Wildfire Smoke, And Being The Oakland A’s To Finally Win A Damn Series

Ramon Laureano Blesses Dumb In-Game Interview With Immediate Profanity

Dier returns after crapping and/or peeing.

Soccer

Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory

Passan holds court with a Rage album behind him.

Jeff Passan Interacts With Baseball Fan

Kevin Byard #31 of the Tennessee Titans speaks to his teammates during warmups before the game against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium on September 27, 2020 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images)

The Titans’ Positive Coronavirus Tests Could Expose The Limitations Of The NFL Schedule

Adesanya mock-mounts Costa as the referee steps in.

The Fights

Israel Adesanya KOs Paulo Costa, Extends The Feud By Humping His Opponent

Maya Gabeira Conquered More Than Just The Biggest Wave Of All Time

Media Meltdowns

Jason Whitlock Made Some Important Points In Front Of Congress Today

Chloe Dygert’s Grisly Crash Was Particularly Cruel

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA - AUGUST 25: Nikola Jokic #15 of the Denver Nuggets handles the ball against the Utah Jazz during the first quarter in Game Five of the Western Conference First Round during the 2020 NBA Playoffs at The Field House at ESPN Wide World Of Sports Complex on August 25, 2020 in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

Nikola Jokic Has Shown His Ruthless Side In The Playoffs

The two climbers scramble into the water.

Mighty Iceberg Punts Climbers Into The Ocean

DORTMUND, GERMANY - SEPTEMBER 19: Giovanni Reyna of Borussia Dortmund celebrates after scoring his team's first goal during the Bundesliga match between Borussia Dortmund and Borussia Moenchengladbach at Signal Iduna Park on September 19, 2020 in Dortmund, Germany. Fans are set to return to Bundesliga stadiums in Germany despite to the ongoing Coronavirus Pandemic. Up to 20% of stadium's capacity are allowed to be filled. Final decisions are left to local health authorities and are subject to club's hygiene concepts and the infection numbers in the corresponding region. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)