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Lauren Theisen
May 2, 2022
Capital
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Lauren Theisen
April 28, 2022
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NHL
The Sharks Wanted Nothing More Than To Ruin Vegas’s Shit
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Lauren Theisen
April 25, 2022
MLB
Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2022
MLB
The Rays Almost Broke The Concept Of A No-Hitter
52
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2022
Defector At The Movies
Nothing In ‘We’re All Going To The World’s Fair’ Is Scarier Than The Internet As It Really Is
48
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Lauren Theisen
April 22, 2022
MLB
Miguel Cabrera’s 3,000th Hit Almost Snuck Up On Everybody
54
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Lauren Theisen
April 21, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Please Be Very Aware Of Any Justin Dean Throws Passing Through The Airspace Above You
84
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Lauren Theisen
April 20, 2022
NBA
The Warriors Are Back, And They’re Incredible
129
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Lauren Theisen
April 19, 2022
MLB
Seiya Suzuki Already Has The Boom
53
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Lauren Theisen
April 18, 2022
MLB
It’s Good When Announcers Are Kind Of Silly
157
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Lauren Theisen
April 14, 2022
MLB
Everybody Loves Vlad, Even The Men He Destroys
77
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Lauren Theisen
April 14, 2022
MLB
Goofy Baseball Blowouts Are Back
70
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Lauren Theisen
April 13, 2022
MLB
Alec Bohm Made Some Errors But It Was OK
60
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Lauren Theisen
April 12, 2022
This Is So Stupid
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102
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Lauren Theisen
April 11, 2022
MLB
MLB Says It’ll Expand Its Audience By Making Baseball Harder To Watch
256
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Lauren Theisen
April 7, 2022
NHL
Whatever You Do, Don’t Take A Big Lead On The Panthers
40
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Lauren Theisen
April 6, 2022
Pro Wrestling
Some Good WrestleMania Weekend Matches That Weren’t At WrestleMania
66
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Lauren Theisen
April 5, 2022
College Basketball
David McCormack Earned That Twine
36
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Lauren Theisen
April 5, 2022
College Basketball
The Gamecocks Won The Game On The Glass
26
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Lauren Theisen
April 4, 2022
NHL
The Kraken Have Washed Ashore, But They’re Not Stranded
47
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Lauren Theisen
March 31, 2022
NHL
Does The Lord Love Us Enough To Give Us Another Leafs-Bruins Series?
51
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Lauren Theisen
March 30, 2022
NHL
Tage Thompson Broke His Stick And Chicago’s Psyche
38
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Lauren Theisen
March 29, 2022
NHL
Auston Matthews Vs. Leon Draisaitl Vs. The Empty Net Is A Great Rivalry
44
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Lauren Theisen
March 28, 2022
NHL
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March 25, 2022
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